We can only be friends if you’re kind of an asshole. Not full blown asshole because that’s no fun. And if you’re not an asshole at all then that won’t work either. A halfway asshole. Those are my kind of people.
when i find myself in times of trouble
ellen degeneres comes to me
My house was was being infiltrated by pink so I went outside to find out why.
My jaw dropped.
This is why we are so small in the grand scheme of things.
i really honestly feel like no one has ever like looked at me twice or thought wow she’s the most beautiful girl i’ve ever seen or god i wish i looked like her
when you feel your clothes fresh out of the oven
OKAY SO I REALIZED I USED OVEN INSTEAD OF DISHWASHER BUT I KINDA FORGOT WHAT IT WAS CALLED AND USED THE NEXT BEST GUESS I COULD THINK OF
It’s called a washing machine
i think its a dryer like who would be feeling wet ass clothes
this post is a fucking train wreck
Guilherme Leão he is from the brazilian subway security from the city of São Paulo and is also a model (1/2)